Surgeon General's Warning - May Rip Your Face Off And Eat It. You Are At Your Own Risk.

It occurred to me, because my sister let me know repeatedly, that I tend to depict Evie as some kind of monster. Well. If it walks like a duck…

So anyway, I decided that I needed to more accurately portray Abbie as the psycho terror that she too can be. Her cute little cherub cheeks draw even the most anti-baby person in. Her squishy, jiggly thighs attract anyone with a thumb and a forefinger. And those toes!

WARNING! CUIDADO! ACHTUNG!

Abbie is a siren with beauty and charm that disguises all intent. She’ll draw you to her; she’ll suck you in. And then she will attack – without warning. Without any indication of the malice in her mind she will hurt you. Abbie is beguiling and cunning, utilizing her assets to exert total control over all who fall under her spell.

Her tiny tushy and her sweet smile intoxicate her prey. We start acting like flaming idiots. Ooohing and going and coochie cooing. We move in to participate in her cute little charade. And then she lashes out! This precious innocent creature will try to scratch your face off. She’ll look away. And as soon as she loses eye contact BAM! Her tiny fingers reach for your face and rip at your nose and lips. And then when you react negatively to her attack she gets pissed. Not just “boo hoo I’m a baby” pissed. Pissed like “you just called my wife a whore” pissed.

Abbie is freaking cute. So cute. And beautiful and playful and generally happy. But BEWARE. She’s a blood seeking predator who has an innate desire for your blood.